Tuesday, June 12, 2012

Oh goodness gracious how cold I am. Puerto Rico made me feel like there was no end to the warmth… until… 37°F came…. 
At the time I was sitting on the beach in 80°F weather, I was secretly yelling to NYC “SUCKAS!!” then realized… they were enjoying a rare winter 50°F treat. WTH. The one time I go somewhere hot, New York likes to surprise me with taunts like: “you could’ve been warm here to SUCKERZ“ 
But I have alot of advantage over you NY. Do you get to drink coconut milk out of the source? NOPE! Do you have a water slide that has no limits to how you can ride (i love to go backwards) NOPE! Do you have iguanas walking around, chompin’ on lettuce and sittin’ by poolsides? Hell no. Iguanas pray not to face the myth of a thing called taxi. 
But a disadvantage was that I am always freaking out about stingrays. Even if when I was in San Juan, it wasn’t stingray season yet. They move unseen! The scariest situation is when your enemy can see you, but you cant see…. it. My dad and I have this joke about stingrays tracking him down all over the world because every time, he’s always the one who gets stung. It hasn’t happened recently, but previously, he’s the guy who innocently steps on the moody ray and is rushed to the “hospital” for an treatment. When I was little, my parents made me wear goggles and these special water shoes that can protect your feet. But i’ve never been stung. EJ scared me in San Juan by yelling “SOMETHING SCRATCHED MY FOOT!” and resulting in me half dragging half carrying her to shore to find that a sea shell gave her a miniscule cut.  
So ya know what NY? Love you, but your a pain in the… in the… in the donkey! Good day to y’all and Happy day after New Year!
    I love Alice in Wonderland, i love acting, my favorite monologues are from here. Here they are:
       

ALICE: [Angrily] Why, how impolite of him. I asked him a civil question, and he pretended not to hear me. That's not at all nice. [Calling after him] I say, Mr. White Rabbit, where are you going? Hmmm. He won't answer me. And I do so want to know what he is late for. I wonder if I might follow him. Why not? There's no rule that I mayn't go where I please. I--I will follow him. Wait for me, Mr. White Rabbit. I'm coming, too![Falling] How curious. I never realized that rabbit holes were so dark . . . and so long . . . and so empty. I believe I have been falling for five minutes, and I still can't see the bottom! Hmph! After such a fall as this, I shall think nothing of tumbling downstairs. How brave they'll all think me at home. Why, I wouldn't say anything about it even if I fell off the top of the house! I wonder how many miles I've fallen by this time. I must be getting somewhere near the center of the earth. I wonder if I shall fall right through the earth! How funny that would be. Oh, I think I see the bottom. Yes, I'm sure I see the bottom. I shall hit the bottom, hit it very hard, and oh, how it will hurt!


Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland
Alice:
“Dear, dear! How queer everything is today! And yesterday things went on just as usual. I wonder if I’ve been changed in the night? Let me think: was I the same when I got up this morning? I almost think I can remember feeling a little different. But if I am not the same, the next question is, “’Who in the world am I?’ Ah, that’s the great puzzle. I’m sure I’m not Ada, for her hair goes in such ringlets, and mine doesn’t go in ringlets at all.; and I’m sure I can’t be Mabel, for I know all sorts of things, and she, oh! She knows such a very little! Besides, she’s she, and I’m I, and – oh dear, how puzzling it all is! I’ll try if I know all the things I used to know. Let me see: four times five is twelve, and four times six is thirteen, and four times seven is – oh dear! I shall never get to twenty at that rate! However, the Multiplication Table doesn’t signify: let’s get geography: London is the capital of Paris, and Paris is the capital of Rome – no, that’s wrong, I’m certain.
I must have been changed into Mabel! I must be Mabel, after all, and I shall have to live in this pokey little house, and have next to no toys to play with, and oh, ever so many lessons to learn! No, I’ve made up my mind about it: if I’m Mabel, I’ll stay down here! It’ll be no use their putting their heads down and saying ‘Come up again, dear!’ I shall only look up and say ‘Who am I then?’ Tell me first, and then, if I like being that person, I’ll come up: if not, I’ll stay down here till I’m somebody else.”

Hope you enjoy these like i do. MWAH

1 comment:

  1. If you love Alice then you will much love the 1966 BBC production of ALICE IN WONDERLAND, starring Peter Sellers, John Gielgud, a cast of thousands and, most importantly,ANNE-MARIE MALIK as Alice.

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